Monday, 30 March 2015

Cricket Ka Fever!!!

Sidharth was shaving... comes out of the bathroom bleeding...
Wife: What Happened?
Sidharth: Blade Ka Baahari Kinara Laga...

Sidharth was Masturbating and his wife came....
Wife: Yeh Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Sidharth: Kalaaiyon Ka Behatarin Upyog.

Sidharth was having sex and suddenly the condom tore off but he took out his immediately and shouted...
Bahut Kareebi Maamla Ho Sakta Tha Ye!

Wife: Ekdum se SlKyun Ho Gaye?
Sidharth: Chaturai Se Gati Parivartan Kiya Hai.

Sidharth's wife: We'll do it without condom tonight.
Sidharth: Koi Jokhim Uthaane Ki Avashyakta Nahi Hai.

Sidharth's wife appears in a new lingerie.
Sidharth: Lalchaane Ki Koshish... Ye Ek Bahut Hi He Romaanchak Sthitee Hai.

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