Girlfriend-Boyfriend Ke Kisse

Girl after Romance asked her Boyfriend:
Tum Itna Jaldi Kyun Thak Jaate Ho, Main Toh Nahi Thakti.
Boyfriend: Sadak Kabhi Khatam Hoti Hai Kya??? Hamesha Petrol Hi Khatam Hota hai...

Boy: Tumhari Car Kaisi Chal Rahi Hai?
Girl: Theek Chal Rahi Hai.
Boy: Aaj Shaam Ko Dogi Kya?
Girl: Haan Le Lena, But Ye Toh Batao Car Ke Baare Mein Kyun Pooch RaheThey???

Girl calls Boy: Ghar Pe Koi Nahin Hai... Aa Jaao, Aish Karenge.
Boy (shocked): Abhi Toh Tere Saath 2 Baar Kar Ke Laua Hun!!!
Girl: Oh, Sorry Phir se tumhe hi Lag Gaya...