Monday, 30 March 2015

Red Ring!

Ek Aadmi Ke Penis Ke Chaaron Taraf Ek Laal Rang Ka Ghera Ban Gaya Tha. Pareshani Ki Haalat Mein Wo Doctor Ke Paas Gaya, Aur Nishaan Dikhaya.

Doctor: Koi Baat Nahi, Ye Cream Lagao. Aur Agar Na Theek Hua Toh Dubara Dikha Lena.

Kuch Din Baad Wahi Aadmi Phir Se Aa Gaya Aur Bola: Doctor Sahab Ye Toh Theek Hi Nahi Ho Raha, Koi Achchi Si Dawa Do.

Doctor: Koi Baat Nahi Ye Doosari Cream Lagao, Theek Ho Jayega.

3 Din Baad Vo Fir Se Vaapis Aa Gaya: Doctor Sahab, Please Koi Dhang Ka Ilaaz Karo, Main Bahut Pareshaan Hun.

Doctor: Hmm, Ye Lo Nayi Cream, Special America Se Aayi Hai, Ab Pakka Theek Ho Jayega.

Thode Din Baad Fir Wahi Aadmi Rota Hua Doctor Ke Pass Aaya Aadmi: Doctor Sahab, Ye To Ab Bhi Theek Nahi Hua

Doctor Ne Kuch Socha Aur Use Ek Lotion Diya Aur Bola: Lo Is Baar Isko Laga Kar Dekho.

Agle Din Hi Wo Aadmi Khushi Se Naachta Hua Doctor Ke Pass Aaya: Doctor Sahab Kamaal Ho Gaya Ye To Theek Ho Gaya, Is Baar Kon Si Dawa Di Thi.

Doctor: Kuch Nahi Is Baar Lipstick Remover Diya Tha.

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