Time for Some Quickies

Boyfriend 1: Can I touch your boobs?
Girlfriend 1: Shut up!!!!
Boyfriend 2: Can I touch your heartbeats?
Girlfriend 2: Ooooh!!! How Sweet!!!
Rishta Wahi Soch Nai...

Salim: Anarkali, can I have sex with you?
Anarkali: Aapne Bahut Badi Cheez Maang Li Jahanpanah.
Salim: Agar Woh Cheez Bahut Badi Ho Chuki Hai Toh Phir Rehane Do.

Call Girl (to a 69 years old man): Uncle, Aap Ek Baar Try Karo Na!
Uncle: Main KAR Nahin Paaunga.
Call Girl: Arre, Aao Na Uncle, Try Toh Karo!
Uncle Aa Gaye Aur Callgirl Pe Toot Pade Aur Uski Tassalli Karwa Di.
Call Girl: Haaye Mar Gayi. Aap Toh Bol Rahe The Ki Kar Nahin Paunga.
Uncle: Wo Toh Main PAYMENT Ke Baare Mein Bol Raha Tha.

Boy: Jaanu, MAin English Movie Ki 2 Tickets Laaya Hun. Tum Chalogi Na Mere Saath?
Girl: Which Movie?
Boy: Condom Of Shailesh.
Girl : You Idiot!!! It's Quantum Of Solace.