Short Nose!

A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his Grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and mails it. The next day he discovers that he had accidentally sent the bottom half of the photo. He's really worried but then remembers how bad his Grandmother's eyesight is, and hopes she won't notice. A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his Grandmother, it says: Thank you for the picture. Change your hairstyle... It makes your nose look too short.

Doodh Ki Thaili

Ek Rehriwaala Aawaj Laga Raha Tha: Doodh Ki Thaili Le Lo... Doodh ki Thaili Le Lo.... Doodh ki Thaili.... Uski Aawaj Sun Ke Ek newly married lady Turant Bahar Nikalti Hai, Aur Jaldi Vaapas Andar Chali Jaati Hai. Tab Uski Saas Kehti Hai: Bahu Tu Bina Doodh Liye Hi Aa Gayi...? Bahu Gusse Se Kehti Hai: Vo Haramkhor, Haramzada Bra Bech Raha Thaa.

Rules of the Pee Wee Golf Club

1. Ladies are prohibited from touching gentlemen's balls, either with hands or clubs. 2. All holes must be kept clean. 3. Gentlemen making a hole-in-one, must change lady partners in the second round. 4. Ladies are requested to remain quiet while gentlemen are taking short strokes. 5. Partners are requested to off off together at each tee. 6. When the lady partner goes off first, the gentleman must not delay the stroke but continue to play. 7. In cases where the lay is impossible, ladies havethe privilege of choosing a new position. 8. When the gentleman finds this impossible, he may choose a new lay starting at least a ball's length the hole. 9. Players are requested to refrain from playing any holes under repair. 10. While the management strives to improve the course in every way, they cannot be held responsible for the loss or damage of balls in the brush or around the holes.