Monday 30 March 2015

Short but Naughty

Did you know the similarities between BRA and BAR? Check this out:

1. Both have the same alphabets.

2. Both are drinking zone.

3. Both have restricted time of opening and closing hours.

4. When both are opened, men go crazy.

Height of Job satisfaction experienced by a Stud.
Stud gets a job in girls hostel.
After 2 months owner asked: Arrey Tum Apni Salary Lene Kyun Nahin Aaye???
Stud: KYA..!!!? Salary Bhi Milegi...!!!

An example of men's inability to understand women:
She : I have nothing to wear.
He: Awesome.

She: Tum Mere Liye Kya Kar Sakte Ho?
He: Mein Tumhaare Periods Band Kar Sakta Hun.

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