Tuesday 31 March 2015

Limp Pricks !!!

A slave call girl from Sardinia named Gedophamee was attending a great but as yet unnamed athletic festival 2500 years ago in Greece.

In those days, believe it or not, the athletes performed naked.

To prevent unwanted arousal while competing, the men imbibed freely on drink containing saltpeter before and throughout the variety of events.

At the opening ceremonial parade Gedophamee observed the first wave of naked magnificent males marching toward her and she exclaimed, "OH !! Limp Pricks!"

Over the next two and a half millennia that morphed into "Olympics."

1 comment:

  1. This is funny but from a historical and lingvistic perspective does NOT make any sense.
    I pick from the net..

    In classical times, the Olympic games were always held at Olympia.
    Olympic flame of the modern-day Olympic Games is lit by reflection of sunlight in a parabolic mirror in front of the Temple of Hera and then transported by a torch to the place where the games are held. When the modern Olympics came to Athens in 2004, the men's and women's shot put competition was held at the restored Olympia stadium.

    The name of Olympics comes from the site of Olympia

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