Tuesday 31 March 2015

Suhagraat Ke Kisse!

Suhagraat Pe Ladka Biwi Ko Sirf Kiss Kar Ke So Gaya.
Subah Maa Boli: Bahu, Mandir Jaane se Pehle Naha Lo...
Bahu, Gusse Mein: Sirf Brush Kar Leti Hun Maaji, Baaki Sab Fresh Hai.

Badi Behen Honeymoon Pe Gayi.
Choti Ne SMS Kiya : Didi Jo Jeans Di Thi Vo Jarur Pehenana.
Didi's Reply: Is Tharki Ne 4 Din Se Underwaer Tak Toh Pehnane Nahin Diya, Tujhe Jeans Ki Padi Hai.

Suhagraat Ko Over Smart Husband Lakhnavi Andaaz Mein Bola: Ijaazat Hai ?
Biwi Boli: Humne Toh Kabhi Gairon Ko Bhi Mana Nahi Kiya, Aap Toh Phir Bhi Apne Hain.... Bismillah Keejiye.

Banta Ki Shaadi Hui Toh Suhagraat Ke Pe Wo Apni Biwi Ko Peeche Se Karne Laga. Biwi: Suniye J, Aage Se Karte Hain. Banta, Hairani Se: Tumhe Kaise Pata? Biwi: Jab Mein College Mein Thi Tab Mujhe Kuch Gundey Utha Kar Le Gaye The, Tab Unhone Aage Se Kiya Tha. Banta: Saale!!!! Ye Gundey Bhi Bahut Confuse Karte Hain Jab Mujhe Le Gaye The Toh Peeche Se Kiya Tha!!!

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